no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
it means a show’s on at 8 o’clock in the eastern time zone, which is 7 in the central (c) time zone (as to why they never mention mountain or pacific time is anyone’s guess)
It’s because no one cares about the west.
i’m only a morning person on december 25th
michael jacksons eyebrow game was so strong
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger
Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
i thought you were exaggerating holy shit
oH MY GOD
Reblogging this again because it’s so funny
this is the best day of my life